Pet's Age
5

City
Mount Pleasant

Tell us why your pet is the best ambassador for Commonhouse Aleworks Rescue Brew (from your pet's perspective)
Hello, the bald man with the bad back calls me Buddy, but I prefer Dragonslayer. I piss lightening and sh$t thunder. I’m still intact, so keep your gals behind bars, as I pack a puppy punch. My photo looks polite, but I assure you I am no pushover. Block heads(pit bulls) long noses(Dobermans) and the talking shedders(Husky) all fear me. I’d be a great spokesman for your ale. I do not drink personally, I gave up the bottle after the great doggy wars(Puppagedon) of 2021. I look forward to your congratulations soon!

Very Respectfully,
Dragonslayer