Entry Category:
Spokescat
Pet's Age10ish
CityMount Pleasant
Tell us why your pet is the best ambassador for the Palmetto Rescue Brew Beer (from your pet's perspective)Fergus here. I was rescued from a high kill shelter. In fact, I was on death row about to be euthanized when the boy in this house saw my mugshot and begged his mom to get me. Sucker. After a $25 donation I quickly needed $2500 in medical care and am not grateful one bit! I was declawed by my original tormentors, so rather than scratch up my annoying human housemates (they like to be referred to as my loving family) I bite them. On a special prescription diet, I maintain my sexy 19 lb. physique by stealing dog food. Both of my large, dumb, canine “siblings” fear me. I enjoy torturing them and fresh cat nip sprinkled in my hideout, now referred to as Fergus’ crack house. Everyone needs a beer after a stressful encounter with me. If I can be a rescue success, there’s hope for every dog and cat in need of a home. My family would never give me back. They can’t, I’ll go completely bonkers if they bring out the cat carrier.