Your Pet's Story or Bio
Previous life:
Found living in a filthy basement with a pile of dogs.

Current life:
Snuggling with her brother, Elroy.
Avoiding eye contact.
Cautiously eating snacks like popcorn & chips.
Throwing body into boxes & trashcans.
High end fashion.
Knocking things off tables.
Certified hot yoga instructor.
Giving judgement looks.
Blunt bob haircuts.
Verbally assaulting guests.
French Dancing.
Indulging in paranoia.
Drives a '76 Le Car (google it)
Qualified to the 3rd round of Star Search
Alter ego: Blair

And bath time, obviously.