Your Pet's Story or Bio
Rescued from a life of prostitution at the tender age of 2, this then-nameless pooch was carried off to an all-women's college and dubbed Colonel Brandon by a professor teaching Jane Austen's novels. He subsequently moved to Ohio and took on rescued hound-mutt lieutenants, Ralphie and Ellie Mae, as well as human puppy brothers, Nate and Mitchell. Colonel Brandon loves the Bengals, his Lady, and occasionally his adoptive father, "Guy." He speaks with a Spanish accent and Castilian lisp, he loves "peething on boosheth," and, at 15, is just a little bit demented. Please vote for this angry old Spaniard, with all his judgemental side-eye.