Alfred Brahms

Pet's Age
14

A little about me...
Alfred is so chill and laid back he can out dog your dog. Everyone who meets him loves him. He has a fondness for cheese and scones. He is so highly skilled at napping it is his superpower. His love language is head butts and vampire bites. He believes he is a reincarnated English Lord and does not demand loyalty but merely expects it. You may serve him at his pleasure. He is a cat of few words and will merely stare at you until your mind accepts his intent. You may bring him breakfast in bed and don’t forget to tuck him in before you are dismissed.
Actually, you are never dismissed and must scratch his bum until the end of time itself or he has had enough of your presence. His favorite hobbies are to crunch firm plastic bags and shred foam rubber floor mats. Chicken is nomnom.