7A little about me...
Hi Buffalo, I'm Mr. Puggington. I have a deep mistrust of cats, dry dog food, and bumblebees. I have the worst breath imaginable; my owner thinks I'm trying to summon Satan with it. If she doesn't cuddle me enough, I like to lick her right in the mouth. Not sure why that makes her so mad. She thinks she "rescued" me. Really, I just manipulated her into letting me live with her rent free-sucker! Last year I killed a squirrel-my finest achievement. Nobody can figure out how I caught it- I have my secrets. My owner had to dispose of the body so she's technically an accomplice. If my mailman ever reads this, I'm watching you buddy.