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Gretchen for Cover Cat!
Every workplace has that coworker—the one who ignores boundaries, critiques everyone’s performance, and takes naps in the middle of meetings. At SOCKS, that’s Gretchen.

As our longtime Office Cat Manager, Gretchen ran a tight ship: every donation box inspected, every cat tree personally tested (and sometimes shredded), every volunteer judged with her signature side-eye. She had zero tolerance for slackers, loud typing, or anyone touching her chair.

Now semi-retired and living the foster life, Gretchen is interviewing applicants for her forever home. Do you offer plush seating, scheduled treats, and a deep respect for feline authority? Then you may apply.

But first—vote for Gretchen to be the Cover Cat of our 2026 calendar! She demands it. And you don’t want to disappoint Gretchen.