Entrant's Name
Amanda Paris

Tell us what you love most about your pet
My little mermaid, Soybean, charges through each day without fear or hesitation. She is the quite confidently the boss of our two pitbulls and pretty much everyone else she meets. Those that she can't cow with her ferocious whistle-like bark, she is sure to outsmart. She learns faster than any dog I've ever met, which is sometimes annoying and kind of terrifying as her mother, especially when she's joyously rolling my car windows down to terrorize pedestrians. Despite her unassuming smile, sometimes in training class, I feel like she is the one clicker training me. She is an evil genius, and I can only hope that when she conquers the world, she will let me be her loyal squire. More likely, she'll make me her jester. Either way, I'll still be the one pulling the entire pink monkey arm out of her butt when she decides the only way to keep the other dogs from playing with her toys is to swallow them whole.