Why my dog is cool
Barley Corn (the Corn Dog) will be the first, loudest and most insistent to tell you he is the coolest dog in the Valley. He is so cool, he poops ice cubes even in summer.
• Professional Ambition: Greeter at Walmart
• Extracurricular Activities: Inappropriate jumping and inappropriate French kissing
• Favorite Food: Anything he stole off the counter
• Arch Nemesis: Brown Dog and all Squirrels
• Favorite Leisure Activity: Dogpark/Bellyrubs/Camping (3-way tie)
• Lineage: Pit Bull-Boxer with other flavors
• Early Puphood: Augusta Dog Adoptions