Why my dog is cool
Hi, y’all. Blue here. My owners were trying to write an essay about “why my dog is coolest”. No offense to them, but I decided to take over and write it myself. I hate to brag, but the fact is that I am smart enough to do that.
Here’s some cool stuff about me:
• I’m chronically cheerful (I have “TDH Syndrome”, which stands for “too damn happy”).
• As a second child, I protect and snoodle with my older sibling (an 18-year old cat who has “TDC Syndrome”, which stands for “too damn calm”).
• I am secure enough in my gender identity that I don’t cringe when people say “oh, she’s so cute”. I’m a guy.
• As I tell my dog friends: Despite their quirks my owners are pretty cool themselves.
Life is short. People are crazy. I am cool.