About Me
Using his powers of mind control he persuaded us to facilitate his escape (for a reasonable fee) from Helping Hands. Since gracing our home with his presence he has befreinded our dog who actively articulated his dislike for Furrgus for two solid weeks after his arrival. He helps with my computer work every day by sitting on my shoulders while we edit video, offering creative suggestions and demanding occasional breaks for pets. Even though he is not allowed on the table, he mostly lives on the table. His greatest desire is to get outside, whereupon he chews grass and sniffs things and grumbles when we go collect him. He his a fine young man, we have high hopes for his future. …but probably not in the service industry.