Kit-ton

Why is your cat purr-fect?
Hello my name is Kit-ton. I come from the Maine coon family. My owner is Jen Nolen. She purr-tends to dislike me but she gives me the most attention at home. Why am I the purrfect cat well I believe I am an excellent alarm clock, I will get you up for work or school even if you don't have to go. I will discreetly alert you to things you may have forgotten. Like my food dish being empty buy gently clanging it into my water bowl until you are aware of your forgetfulness. I have many other special skills or talents like sleeping and Grooming. Which both at time's could appear to take hours to achieve purrfection. I can also multitask by sleeping and eating at the same time..
Thank you.
and have a purrfect day😺