Doublestuff

City
Mesa

State
AZ

Pet's Story or Bio
My name is Doublestuff, and I breakdance.

Just before I was born, I looked down from heaven for a good place to live. When I found one that played old school R&B AND had good treats, I sent my mom a vision of my face and my name. Two months later, she found me at the pound, waiting. I was barely eight weeks old.

Since then, I have spent my time on earth perfecting my moves. First, I ate a contaminated batch of dog food because, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Then, I had each of my back knees reconstructed for higher leaps and tighter turns. Then, I ate a huge piece of cow’s hoof because, after five feet of intestines were removed, I would be light as a feather on my feet.

The only thing I didn’t predict is that I would lose some of the pigment in my fur, probably from taking on all of that before I turned three.

I am now four, and it don’t matter if I’m black or white.