City
Marquette

Pet's Age
11

Your Pet's Story or Bio
Meet Zerk! The feline embodiment of chaos wrapped in fur. He doesn’t knock over the Christmas tree—he strategically topples it with flair. This past Christmas he was vacationing at his unsuspecting aunt’s house, and Dad—knowing full well what’s coming—sent preemptive ‘apology flowers.’ The card read…”in anticipation of Zerk taking out your tree…enjoy the flowers.”
Zerk can open doors, drawers, and hearts (right before he empties all three).
Christmas tree? More like cat jungle gym.
Pray for the ornaments.

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Zerkster is striking a pose for a purpose…and needs YOUR vote to be featured in the UPAWS 2026 Pet Calendar!