Why everyone should vote for my animal
This is Cardi.
Every morning she wakes up looking cute but ready to rumble. She hates everyone equally. Friends, family, strangers, delivery drivers, squirrels… all enemies. If you come within biting distance, she will absolutely take that opportunity to remind you that personal space is not optional.
So why should you vote for her?
Because she is one of a kind, much like the beer crafted by Blood Brothers Brewing.
Vote for the angriest little menace ever to terrorize a house. She probably still won’t like you… but at least you’ll have earned her mild disapproval.