Why everyone should vote for my animal
Meet Porkchop: a rootin’ tootin’ 10-year-old cowboy with a moustache and a deep appreciation for life’s finer things - flowers, conversation, and chicken.

Porkchop is passionately pro-nature (he stops to smell every flower), extremely chatty, will absolutely fight you for a Junior Chicken, and strongly supports a cold brew enjoyed in good company.

Simply put: Porkchop has very strong beer-can energy.

His dream? To be the most distinguished gentleman ever featured on a beer can.

Vote Porkchop. For chicken. For nature. For cowboy cats everywhere.