Why everyone should vote for my animal
I’m more than just an adorable face to grace your favorite brew; I’m a scholar of the streets. Where you see a sidewalk, I see a library of scents requiring forensic investigation. I’m the self-appointed Welcome Committee for every pup I meet - it's called networking, though I’m still "fact-checking" whether most people are as trustworthy as my favorite human.

Why vote for me?

Security: I’ve successfully liberated the fluff and squeaker from every "indestructible" toy in my path.

Discernment: I only fear sudden loud noises and questionable characters.

Integrity: I refuse to lower my palate standards for eggs or bananas.

I’m loyal, discerning, and my face would look fantastic on a beer label.

"I don’t trust easily, but I trust you’ll make the right choice and vote for me."

Put my snout on the stout! You know I’m worth it - let’s make this beer label legendary!