Why everyone should vote for my animal
Kodak is a buddy burger eating, mountain climbing bad ass who’s knocked back drinks from some of the most amazing lakes, rivers, and creeks in North America. Kodak is a 14 year old Heinz 57 rescued at 3 months old in a thunderstorm on the porch of a downtown Mexican restaurant. His prison name is “Taco”. He’s got the smile of a used car salesman and can’t be trusted alone with snacks and bitches. As a senior, he doesn’t care what people think anymore and often just pisses on their legs to show his disapproval. He’s also a Conservative separatist raised in Alberta who has no land claims pending in British Columbia. He has thought about running for Mayor of Kelowna in October so he can fight to reduce the cat and bird population and cancel the ridiculously obscene and offensive “firelog” channel.