Piper

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Make no mistake. This boy is lethal. He started his life in a cold snow bank from which he was rescued. He was taken into captivity in a prison guarded by dogs from which he escaped. After a period of careful negotiations, he was allowed to remain in his current fortress. He is always on the offence, ready to protect what he believes in. His bite is definitely worse than his meow (bark). He patrols his property daily and evicts any adversaries who may come along his borders. Although disfigured, his wounds came from protecting his people from the evil seagull enemy and other nasty predators. He is not afraid to protect his interests using brute force. And he believes strongly in feline rights. This cat is a true activist and will achieve his goals. In his not so spare time, he can be found resting on his old lawn swing where he may look cute; however, he remains alert and ready to attack if provoked.