Short story about your dog
I’m Louie, and if you’re looking for a dog with chill, you’ve got the wrong guy. My daily schedule is grueling. I have to fit in several rounds of playing with my toys, followed by demanding, not requesting, belly scratches. I’m a professional, micro manager; I am constantly asking my human to do something with me. If your hands aren’t busy, throwing something or scratching me, I assume they’re broken, and I’m here to fix them.

But put me near a lake? That’s where the magic happens. I’m an excellent water dog and a total adrenaline junkie. Jumping, dock diving, swimming if it involves a splash, I’m in. I don’t just enter the water; I launched myself like a furry cannonball. If there’s activity involved, I’m your guy.
Just be warned if you sit down for a quiet moment I’ll be there in three seconds with a soggy ball and a look that says “I see you resting… let’s fix that.”