Entrant's Name
Shannon

City and State
Medina OH

A little about me...
Murtaugh - 10
Couch-Based / 15” Tall / 60 lbs of Anxious Adoration.

Swipe right if you’re into long ears, longer naps, and even longer grudges. I'm Murtaugh—yes, like that “too old for this” guy—and I’ve perfected the art of side-eye and strategic snoring. A slow walker and deep thinker, I passionately protest stairs and selectively ignore commands. I enjoy sniffing everything twice, grumbling when dinner is 30 seconds late, sunbathing, judging joggers, and rearranging throw pillows with my body. I’m looking for a partner-in-sloth who understands that belly rubs are a lifestyle, not a privilege. You must appreciate drool as a love language and be open to sharing snacks—yours and mine. I’m not into fetch, never have been, never will be—just being honest.

Turn-ons include warm laundry, cheese, and being told I’m a “good boy” in a serious tone.

Turn-offs? Sudden movement, diet kibble, and cats who act like they run the place.