Entrant's Name
Shannon

City and State
Medina OH

A little about me...
Ralph – 8
Lawn Sniff Connoisseur / 14” Tall / Doggy Dadbod… but currently on a fitness journey 🥗🐶


I’m Ralphie —a distinguished, sausage-shaped gentleman with ears that could double as blankets, paws like dinner rolls, and a heart big enough for the whole neighborhood. My strolls are slow but deliberate; every blade of grass has a story, and I intend to sniff them all (twice). I may be a bit… fluffier than average, but I’m working on my summer body (or at least my “can-walk-up-stairs-without-a-break” body). Don’t be fooled, though: beneath these luxurious curves beats the heart of a loyal best friend who will greet you like a war hero every time you come home.

I specialize in soulful gazes, leaning my full 95 lbs into your legs for maximum stability testing, and perfecting the art of the nap so you don’t have to. I take my job as “unofficial neighborhood welcoming committee” seriously—expect every human we pass to get a wag, a sniff, and possibly a drool souvenir. My idea of romance? A slow sunset walk, a shared blanket, and the thrill of watching you sneak me a treat when no one’s looking.

Turn-ons: baby talk, soft blankets, treats I’m not supposed to have, and people who appreciate a gentleman with presence.


Turn-offs: empty treat jars, staircases, the scale at the vet’s office, and anyone who doesn’t respect the sanctity of a post-walk nap.