Rebel, a Plott Hound, holds the undocumented world record for how many hours in a day he can bark continuously at absolutely nothing. Others have tried to beat his record, but they have ran out of breath.
Rebel can catapult himself from the top of a kennel, onto a kitchen countertop, onto the top of the refrigerator, where we USE to hide food that we didn’t want him to get. He has learned how to open the microwave, to steal hidden food. Crockpots on countertops fear and loathe him, as many have died while protecting their contents. He is fluent in barking curse words in every language.
Barking at oxygen, crapping on clean floors after returning from outside, biting random fingers just for the hell of it, hiking and not smelling the deer he runs into with his hound nose, running half marathons with his dad and being the greatest bad dog ever, or the baddest good dog ever.