Your Pet's Story or Bio
I’m my mom’s real-life Clifford—big, bold, and basically the star of the house. My hobbies include eating like it’s a sport (my nana calls me her little olla pozolera because I never get full), splashing in water like it’s my job, and refusing baths like it’s a full-time protest.

My anthem is “Red Red Wine” by UB40—Mom blasts it, I vibe with my head out the window, and yes, I look fabulous. I will climb into your lap no matter how much room there isn’t, because lap dogs come in all sizes, sweetie. ❤️

Oh, and let’s get one thing straight: me and the delivery guy? Yeah, we’ve got beef. Show up at my door uninvited and you’re gonna hear about it. 📦💅🐾

In short? I’m just a happy dog who never says no to treats or squeaky balls. I understand both “sit” and “sentada”, because yes—I’m cute and bilingual.