Pet's Story
Sourced descriptions from friends and neighbors:
-Low key brat serving as emotional support pet who actually needs an emotional support human (who rescued who? More like who emotionally supports who?)
-a mix between a high maintenance toddler, emo teen, and grumpy old man
-like the guy who moved to the big city and comes back home for the holidays
-steady level of anxiety
-very active eats, not very active body
-the uncoordinated kid who used to be best friends with the guy who is now the quarterback
-would be able to write code if he was a human
-“looks just like his mom” - fellow walker at Shelby park


Pet's Quirks

-Very picky about treats he accepts from strangers - not afraid to spit it out and walk away
-Is way too excited when we leave a friends house
-Is only spooked by doodles and balloons
-A man of the elements - will happily sit in the snow, lay in the rain like an emo teen, bask in the sun, and wade in the water (will not swim)
-doesn’t respect the weekend sleep in (hangover)
-sleeps in the shower
-will bark at people to leave when he is ready to go to bed
-tolerates a lot, doesn’t love much of anything besides food and sleep



Person's Name
Paige

City
Nashville