Best Friend’s First Name
DWG

Your Pet's Bio
Do I need this? No. I’m very well off, with horns, and a herd that is — believe me — tremendous.
The dogs in charge are attacking sheep and bunnies, eating the pets: the dogs have got to go. Day one.
I ALONE CAN FIX THIS. dogs, goats, cats created this and will never improve. They don't have the horns. I do. I’ve been headbutting my entire life, and never lost. Ask anyone. Ask the fence I demolished.
Dogs tell you how much chaparral you can graze. Not me. Mayor Ronaldo will implement a tariff — payable in hay — on every commuter enjoying, and contributing nothing. Use our roads? You pay.
My temperament for office? Look at these horns. I’m a star, and have never had trouble with ewes — they don't resist. Charisma, presence, sheer physical dominance. I am big, bold, charging first, asking questions never.
CIMARRON: Make Forage Great Again