Your Pet's Story or Bio
Hi there. It’s ChaCha. I was the only survivor of a litter of 5, and people think I got all the attention growing up but as per usual, people are wrong. I grew up without an actual mother. Shortly after I was born, my mother went to get milk and never came back. Later on I learned her company did not offer maternity leave and she valued her career more than her only child. Well, her loss! I went into the system and the horrors of needles and surgeries, but only for a few weeks. I got adopted mainly because I was agile and playful and equal parts cute and gorgeous. From then on, I’ve been mastering my skills, one sharp claw at a time. I’m now proficient in maintaining my own hygiene, setting boundaries, and most importantly, guarding the premises from intruders. In the past 7 years I have apprehended -and mostly eliminated- crickets, cockroaches, spiders, silverfish, lizards, ants, fruitflies, and mosquitoes. I have also acted as people-deterrent unless they proved their innocence. I’m a self-learned hunter and security manager. Sometimes, I pull an all-nighter to ensure the patio critters don’t make it into the living room. That means I’ll doze off when the birdies are chirping but it’s totally fine. If that’s the price to pay for keeping everyone safe, I’ll happily do it. Plus I’ll get treats later which is nice.

If I become your mayor, I will make my online program Purrfect Predators: The Feline Masterclass in Hunting, Defense, and Domination free of charge for all my constituents. I will also establish a hot line for feline consultation and emergencies including immediate revenge options, locating carpet within seconds of barfing, hissing vs growling and what to expect next, meowing techniques, toy destruction modules, and vet bill generation drills.

Your vote counts. Remember, dealing with bugs, humans, or other annoying beings? I will always have your feline back!