Your Pet's Story or Bio
Slogan: More naps. More snacks. Less drama.

Back in the day, Cat ruled a SDSU frat house. Not as president, but as the undisputed snack thief and couch king. From late-night pizza raids to photobombing keg stand pics, he lived the ultimate college dream. But after retiring from his wild party days, Cat traded beer pong balls for toy mice and frat couches for sunny spots on the rug.

Now, Chonkinator is running for Mayor on a platform of unlimited treats, mandatory belly rub breaks, and free catnip Fridays. His campaign promises? To nap responsibly, snack excessively, and ensure every cat gets the VIP (Very Important Purr-son) life they deserve.

Vote Cat, because we need a leader with a purrfect balance of chonk & charm