My dog is the coolest because...
Alby (Albert, Bert, Butthead, Albertaco, Stinky) has had quite the glow up (added fur and pounds) since he was adopted in Nov. 2018 (when his mom accidentally fell in love with him at a shelter event).

He's a sassy, spunky, and sweet good time for humans and dogs alike (backyard bunnies might disagree)!

Can hold a conversation (mostly when he wants something), will pose and dress for cute pics (not thrilled about it), "goes to bed" on command (chooses which bed), and pairs REALLY well with a beer - per experts (his mom), 10/10.