My dog is the coolest because...
Sir George wanted to answer the question in his own words: "Everyone tells me I'm the best. And how handsome I am. They even say I'm gorgeous. I mean, look at me. The humans also say I'm kind. And gentle, even though I'm as big as a pony. Oh, they also say that my licks are the licky-est and my snuggles are the snuggliest. I love all the humans so much that I'm studying to become a therapy dog for St. Norbert College. I'm working and trying reallllllyyyyy hard. I love being kind and gentle and licky and snuggly to all the students. When I go to campus I hear them from far away scream 'SIR GEORGE!' and then they come to me and give me thousand of scritches while I give them even more licks and remind them whatever they're stressed about they can forget about as they pet me and give me even more scritches. Oh, I'm also super good at giving high-fives, staying on place (even though I would rather be licking and running) and I'm realllllllyyyy good at waving my tail to say hello and goodbye. Oh, I also love the tiny 2-leggeds because they are almost like puppies. They like to run and chase. Vote for me. Because I love you and you'll make me and lots of 4-leggeds happily ever after."