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Why is your dog the "Perfect Pooch of Portage"
What Cruller lacks in manners he more than makes up for in smelliness. He snores, farts and throws up day and night. His heart murmur prevents him from long walks or excitement although he’ll destroy dish towels, skateboards and contractor’s tape measures out of spite. He won’t protect our family or home and he behaves inappropriately around others dogs which is a source of constant embarrassment. He sheds all over the couch and my clothes when he perches himself on my lap and blocks the view of the TV. Cruller is my best friend.