I was rescued twice and I've rescued my humans everyday since and I would love to tell you those stories over a delicious "Rescue Brew Beer" ;P but since Covid is doing it's best to ruin baseball, here's my ode to Bull Durham instead.
I believe in the soul...the rooster...the cat...the smell of a crotch...the hangin' tennisball...high protein...good couches...that the comics of Garfield the cat are self-indulgent overrated crap...I believe my younger human acted alone (he totally ripped up all his stuffed animals). I believe there oughta be a Constitutional amendment outlawing leash laws and the designated shitter (spot). I believe in the sweet spot, soft core chewing, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in lots of slow, sloppy, sweet, wet kisses...that last the rest of your days. Good night.
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